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Friday
Jun052009

Chrysler-Fiat merger

What do you call a Fiat on the top of a hill? Miracle.
What do you call 2 Fiats on top of a hill? Science fiction.
What do you call 3 Fiats on top of a hill? A funny place for a Fiat
factory.

The Chrysler-Fiat deal is about to get done. Click and Clack have the
following observations.

Q: What do you get when you combine a Chrysler with a Fiat?
A: A large car that won't start.

Q: How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
A: Follow another one around.

Q: How can you make a Fiat go 60mph?
A: Push it off a cliff.

Owner to clerk at auto parts store: "I'd like a gas cap for my Fiat."
Clerk: "Sounds like a fair trade to me."

Q: Describe the last six pages of a Fiat owner's manual.
A: The bus schedule.

and finally..

Q: What's the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

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Reader Comments (5)

I owned a Fiat when I was living in Italy.

Fix
It
Again
Tony

June 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergary fouse

ROFLMAO!!

FIAT=Found In A Trench

June 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDean

Never heard Found in a trench, that is a good one

June 7, 2009 | Registered CommenterStix

The last car that flashes in my mind when I hear about FIAT is the lime-green X19...POS

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