Just wanted to let you know I received my stimulus package yesterday...
It contained watermelon seeds, Cornbread mix, and Ten coupons to KFC.
Directions were in Spanish.
(Note: Papaw rocks!)
Did you hear the story about Obama going into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder?
The bartender asked, "Where did you get that thing?"
The parrot quickly answered, "I got him in Kenya. They're all over the place down there."