We have a special place in our yard that we dump the guinnea pig anal excretions and other stuff. In that pile of pig dung springs up the mushrooms. I bet that is what has the Obamacare people all agog with envy. Don't you think? I mean, really!
Just look at the types of people running around screaming HEALTH CARE FOR ALL! Don't they look and sound like people all strung out on the mushrooms? For instance, Hillary. Just look at the photo below. It looks like mushrooms.
Sure looks like she's a little tweaked out there, eh?. Must be the shrooms, man! Well, we have to let some of the shrooms kind of grow just a bit. You cannot take an unripe yard shroom up. Ya gotta lettem sprout. The one to the right is sort of sprouted, man. It just needs a little more like sunlight or like some more water and stuff, man. As soon as it is all sprouted up and used up, Obamacare will be a good thing.
Pelosi must be doing REALLY good on the shrooms, man. Check her out.
MUST BE THE SHROOMS! Has to be. Well? The shrooms are just about all sprouted now so the shroom party can begin. ALL HAIL TO THE OBAMA! HEALTH CARE FOR ALL!
Oh. Wait. Everyone in America HAS health care. What's with all of this health care nonsene? Wasn't health care all because 11,000,000 ILLEGAL ALIENS had no health care? What's with the 50,000,000 that don't have health care INSURANCE now all of a sudden? OH. WAIT! I forgot.
IT'S THE SHROOMS MAN!
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