Statement from Jihad Watch: "Investigators found Middle Eastern red and white traditional headdress, but said....no terrorism link to Virginia man with weapons cache in N.J. motel room."
Move along. Nothing to see here. Next scene. Thank you very much.
Like I said. Move along. Nothing to see here. We have a SOTU tomorrow night and don't want any of this out in the public. Move along. The FBI has it all under control. No terrorism here.
Come on people. MOVE ALONG! The FBI has this covered (up) for the SOTU tomorrow.
[...] The suspect, Lloyd Woodson, 43, was also suspiciously black. [...]
OH COME ON!
[...] For Woodson to conceal the $5,000 weapon—which is in excess of three-feet long and weighs 33 pounds loaded—under a jacket also suggests that Woodson may only appear to be black, and is in fact a far larger species, possibly a Yeti. [...]
You right wing terrorists need to knock this off...NOW!
[...] The Joint Terrorism has been called in to investigate the possibility that Woodson is actually a tea-bagging conservative white person, helpfully noting that most Yetis are believed to be white. [end]
OK. THAT'S better, dammit! Leave this poor Jihadi scum bag alone because we are a multi-culturalistic society and America IS the largest Jihadi Nation in the world now.
SARCASM DULY NOTED HERE!
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