The Snooper Report

If this speech is going to be like any of the other inane and unconstitutional speeches this cretinous no birth certificate having idiot has anything to say, why bother?  His incessant campaign strategy is tantamount to a failed community organizer and we have no business listening to his marxist-sociopathic stupidity.

With all this being said, among other things so stated on this citizen journalists web site called the Snooper Report, here is what Obama should be saying tonight.

I am a marxist-sociopath that hasn't a clue about who my Daddy is and that's why I haven't showed anyone my birth certificate and I'm not about to.  I know the vast majority of Americans love their Freedom but my Freedom is very much different from theirs.  I know that a mere 30% of this Nation know what we are all about and we will see to it that the vast majority of Americans, the 70%, will eventually like the marxist-sociopathic ways and means of myself.  Why?  Because if I wasn't here, neither would you.  So, with that stated let me be perfectly honest.  America sucks, the State of the Union sucks and I am going to make it better for the 30% and make it worse for the 70%.  Why?  Because America sucks.  Ask North Korea and they will agree.

So, as for student loans, we will make sure that it will only cost you 10% of your income, wrapped up in a 401K funds which will add to the Treasury Notes of the federal government.  Why?  Because I said so and if I say so, it is in fact so...even if it is wrong.  We all know that pride goeth before a fall but that's OK.  I am in control...we think.  Now, don't bet against us.  Now, remember one thing and remember this well, the "I's" have it and I am the I that I like.  This is all about me and my community organizing skills are tantamount to Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, Reverend Wright and a host of other marxist-sociopaths so I know that I am right and you are wrong so don't even consider the United States Constitution.  That document died back in 1963.

Also, pay no attention to the videos on the internet that Nancy Pelosi says that Al Gore made.  And pay no attention to the Nobama Camps.  They do not count because I am in charge.  Pay no attention to the Obama Suckers and the Obama New Start campaigns either.  They are the 70% that the 30% must defeat so let me be perfectly clear.  Just say NO!

Also, please disregard any activity on this federal health care Bill because we will get it done anyway because of the 30% so let's not talk about that right now.  We must tax the banks and get the people that we robbed to pay the monies back that were stolen from themselves so we won't get into the tiller for fraud.  OK?  Good.  The next issue is that evil spell called terrorists that the damn Bush Administration called upon us all.  Just ask Ron Paul and that dufus Alex Jones.  They'll tell you all about it.  So, we are done with the alleged Jihad from those awfully nice people.  Don't worry about who is running the country...I have Czars and they are what is needed.

The world has said buh-bye Obama but let me be perfectly clear...WHAT?  (Are the teleprompters on or what?)

We need new restrictions to capitalism because capitalism is the best thee is to offer anyone and we must defeat that premise.  Now.  End of story.

I know that I have done everything wrong but that's my place because I am a community organizer.  Just ask the South side of Chicago.

Good night and goddamned America.

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Marxism Rules.

Update on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 11:06AM by Mark "Snooper" Harvey

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