The Hill: Described as a "privately commissioned, high quality, one of a kind, genuine oil painting on fine linen canvas, the seller listed these tongue-in-cheek selling points:
- Canvas is naturally sensitive to changes of temperature and humidity, just as the Charlie Crist’s political convictions are subject to fluctuations in poll numbers.
- Ornate gold frame made of manufactured wood, similar to the fabricated conservative values of the politician depicted within.
Estimated Value – PRICELESS!
Like I said. I have 50 cents to dish out for it.
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