A Jack Daniel’s Fishing Story (it’s true, trust me..)
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait; so……
knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel’s and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back, he went limp and I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the snake’s frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same damn snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
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