Wrapture, Rapture, Doomsday and retarded preachers
Mon, May 23, 2011 at 15:00
Mark "Snooper" Harvey in Doomsday and retarded preachers, Rapture, Wrapture

Well?  Here is is on a Monday, 2 days after the Great Doomsday/Wrapture/Rapture was suppossed to take place and Robert Fitzpatrick is disheveled?  He is confused?  Well, naturally seeing that even the Holy Scriptures TELLS us all that "no one" knows what The Day will be.

I will still be still and know that God is God and I will still look East and wonder, wait and Hope that the Trumpets will sound.  That will be The Day.

That's a Wrapture. When the world did not end at precisely 6 p.m. yesterday, Doomsday prophet Robert Fitzpatrick's fragile grasp on reality crumbled. "I don't understand why nothing is happening," said Fitzpatrick, flipping through his Bible for clues to why Rapture failed to show up on time. "It's not a mistake. I did what I had to do. I did what the Bible said," he said, looking increasingly disheveled and confused as he stood in Times Square before mocking crowds.

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