Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Ill.) may not want to be known as just the hunky congressman. No, he’s not just a piece of congressional meat. But every so often, he can’t restrain himself. He must flaunt those abs. This time, shirtless on the cover of a men’s mag.
Hence his latest splash of press on the cover of Men’s Health. In the story, he’s called “The Ripped Representative.” Not so Schocking: He’s one of several reps that regularly does P90X sessions, a routine that gets him to the gym each weekday morning at 6:30 for a crunch marathon. Most Schocking: That he didn’t expect this story to refuel online rumors that he’s gay. The story, which weirdly makes no mention of his personal life, says he’s “pretty fly” for a guy from Peoria. This is exemplified by the fact that he showed up to his photo shoot in a snug-fitting Zegna suit as opposed to the ugly, shapeless congressional uniform. [...]
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