Play this song as you read the post. It will set the mood and calm the nerves.
Don't worry. Be happy. The NORKS mean no harm. You know the drill. No foul. No harm. The NORKS are just misunderstood and the NORKS lied to the Clinton Administration so all of this, naturally, is Bush's fault. So, fellow Americans in Alaska, feel at ease. The ICBM probably won't make it that far anyway thanks to the anti-ICBM systems we still have because the other idiot Obama hasn't canceled that program...yet.
The NORK ICBM just might misfire and take out South Korea thus ending the Korean War that is STILL in play and has since 1950.
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Sic vis pacem para bellum